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2011 - 2012 season
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2010 - 2011 season
The No-Ball Art of Harrying
‘There’s a Bad Roon on the Rise’ aka ‘It’s Gonna Blow Ogre!’ aka ‘Spitting with Wayne’
Always remember the 9th of November
It ain’t over ‘til the fat Brady swings
2009 - 2010 season
The World Cup’s Gonna Get Messi
Arsehole United
A Johnny Pork Her and Seven Up
2008 - 2009 season
It’s Like Déjà Vu All Over Again
The Stub of the Green
Two Mongs Don’t Make a Right
The Lady in Shed
Liar-Man Sam and the Petty Sweaty
A Twat in my Kitchen
Not by the Clare on her chinny chin chin
Ask not what you can do for your mum, Terry
Jade to make your mouth water
Get your Fritz out for the lads
A Mountain out of a Cole Hill
When the Goat comes in
Sympathy for the Neville
The Colly and the IV
The Bitterest Phil, It’s Hard To Swallow
To Be Frank, He’s a Plank: To Be Franker, He’s a Wanker
I’ll Maim That Toon In One
A Twitch in the Matrix
Saved By The Bell End
The Rafalution Fails To End Purple Reign
Won’t Somebody Think Of The Pancakes!
Wade in to a Massive Hel Hole
Yule love it if you try it
Zen and Ince
Pretty Kitty Bang Bang
Roy’ll Rumble…but not with Big Gay Al
It’s Good for the Complexion, Yes
Terry’s Chocolate Outrage
Gunners on Fire…Police Suspect Arsene
'UnGerryTitled' aka 'Ode to Tweedy Pie'
The Twitch is Back
Wise Guy’s To Blame For Pork Shortage
Rocking and a-kneelin’ Barber Stan
Giant Anteater Devours Small Man
I’m a Berby Girl…Ouch
Hel Bent For Leather
Ade and a Bet
A Cute Little Growler
Egg and chips - por favor grasos
Squealed with a Kiss
Shake it on the Chin
Let Seeping Dogs Lie
2007 - 2008 season
Weekend Tips / A Lazy 'Worst Of' Compilation
Thai Hard With a Vengeance
Ive just about had an oeuf
There Ste Goes Again
Red Bull - It Gives You Wins
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Carols
My Big Fat Weak Wedding
A Mini Weapon of Mass Destruction
There’s life in the old dog…unfortunately
Hairy Plotter and the Half-Blood Prince
As One Door Shuts…A Nutter One Opens
A Dodgy Ruby and a Stuffed Nan
Strawberry Fields For Heather
Wayne drops keep falling on my head
The hurly bird catches the worm
Driving Miss Dozy
Rings that go bump in the night
Rise of the foot long soldier
Let’s all do the Bart Man
Obi 1 Hand Solo 0
Charity, Empathy and Chas to Tea
Bow Down To Happy Gilmore
Third Ruck from the Son
Short and fat, with a Terry on the top
It’s Wayne in Cats and Dogs
On the third day…Heroes again
The Wright to remain silent
This is the ode to Hel
Lies, Damn Lies and Jamie Redknapp
Cole, Frank Incensed and Meh
One flu over…the cuckoo’s next
A Naan and a Leg
The Chicken or the Meg
Sven, I’m 6/4
Two Wongs Don’t Make Awight
The Catcher in the Guy
Girls Allowed? It’s Encouraged
'Ding Dong, Merry Lee on High' - aka 'For Poon the Bell Tolls'
Why fight the hand that kneads you
Live Free or Pie Hard
It’s not if, it’s Sven (An antepost special)
2006 - 2007 season
A Ruck and a Charred Plaice
Hate Days are Weak
A Small Murphy’s…Maybe
A Chick with a Pick
We have to stop the Blubber Ring
I’ve got my Bouncer down to a Tea
Should Have Gone To Becks, Save Us!
You do thumb thing to me
My French is just Shocking
64 Seconds in Paris
McCaffrey’s Gone Flat
A Little Wayne Never Hurt Anyone
The Heir on the Dog
An Expired Pizza to Enter Jordan
Beer Today Scone Tomorrow
FA tell McClaren to FO
That Lam Chop was Delightful
He’ll end up in Nic
Lettuce get it on
The bra has been raised
The fruit is on the other foot
Swing When You’re Tinning
A Primate of Fear
In Thickness and in Elf
I saw her limping there
Pie Will Survive
A Pizza The American Dream
Playing with one's health
Heifery Thing Must Go
A Spanish Beer Mug
All I want for Christmas is Ewe
Ex-Panda Bull
Gone in 64 seconds
Back to the Führer
I’m a celebrity, get me oat
I pity the Newell
Arsene! Coffee!
Razor Nigh Brow
Flappy Girth Day To Roo
Balloon out of all proportion
The ‘No Bell’ Peace Prize
Where are you now…when I kneed you
The Bedding Zinger
A Bung, Bung, Bungalow in Baghdad
It ain’t over ‘til the fat laddie swings
Sore Berries and Cream
The bitterest pillow
A Ferd in the hand is worth two on the box
A Drog with two ricks
A tie, with a Lam starter
The Thin Blue Swine (An antepost special)
2005 - 2006 season
There’s a bad moo on the rise
Pie, have you forsaken me
A Rest Wayne in Order
An Aggravated Ribery
Bat’s the way I like it, Aha Aha
Don't fry for me Argentina
Don't you, forget about Lee
Amir formality for the King
Marlon, Hammer Reds and Pool Wails
A nappy ending
Only tools and horses
She's got one hand in my pocket
The pair of the Drog
Cesc, Drogs and Rock and Roll
Dairy goes again
Cruising for a Bruce-ing
It's a war for four, send in the Gunners
José, can you see - The star-mangled spanner
Smudge not, lest ye be Smudged
The Jewell of Denial
Give the Neville his due
Rob 'n', Peter to slay Paul
The Gram of God
Whale Meat Again
Up a Creek, without a Kanu
A Very Merry Gerry
Ask and Ewe Shall Receive
The Gazza Strip
Walking in a win to Sunderland
The Wenger Boys vs. Michael Hackson
The Lying, the Hitch and the Gnawed Lobe
A Tutu Thriller
Science is Goalden
The talk of the Toon
Becks, Rugs and Rock and Roll
The Bubble Boy
Killing me softly, with Boumsong
All hands to the plump
The Moody Blues
Ramsay's treat
Can't buy me love, by the Beat All's
The Good Book
The Beer Hunter
Conferring, Referring and undoubted Porridge Stirring
Confetti, Spaghetti and an Inebriated Sweaty
Easy money, Follow the Psycho Path
Twigs, Giggs and Silk Wearing Pigs
The Toon, a Loon and a Man on the Moon
Less is Mour (An antepost Special)
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