FAQ's

 

What is GM football?

GM football is the bastard child of Gerry McDonnell, the distinguished football odds compiler, crime-fighter, betting genius and general all-round good guy.

 

My mother says that gambling is a sin, would you agree?

Your mother's stupid, and almost certainly a skank.

 

You’re clearly shrewd.  If I put in years of study will I ever reach your level?

No.

 

What should I do if I lose my bankroll as a result of developing a gambling problem?

Get your hands on some more cash and gamble your way out.  Old people are normally holding cash on pension day.

 

Does being a professional gambler help with the ladies?

It helps me - but i'm good looking.

 

I'm thinking of backing Birmingham City - but i'm a Blues fan: should i back my own team to win?

Ask whoever is reading this to you to leave the site now.