Terry’s Chocolate Outrage
It’s not been a great week for right-wingers. A leak of the BNP membership list has left many knuckle-dragging hate-mongers fearing for their careers. “I could lose my job,” whined a Mr T from Saffwest London.
Gunners on Fire…Police Suspect Arsene
On a more serious note, did you know that in some parts of the world it costs just £10 to feed a child for a month? I’m guessing that it’s not Peter Andre’s house.
Gunners on Fire…Police Suspect Arsene
UnGerryTitled, aka Ode to Tweedy Pie
As you may know, i’m inspired by Peter Doherty
Smack’s not my bag, so i’ve tried my hand at poetry
UnGerryTitled, aka Ode to Tweedy Pie
The Twitch is Back
I could have been a copper. I passed the medical, and my ability to stand upright ensured I passed the IQ test: I just didn’t want to spend my time taking phone calls from bigoted Daily Mail readers about a Russell Brand gag.
Wise Guy’s To Blame For Pork Shortage
I don’t really want to brag, but I’m something of a stallion in the boudoir - i’ve smashed through more back doors than Vic Mackey’s Strike Team.
Wise Guy’s To Blame For Pork Shortage
Rocking and a-kneelin’ Barber Stan
Ashley Cole’s alleged infidelity came as no real surprise to me, as he and Tweedy appeared to be incompatible from the very beginning. Cheryl’s a down-to-earth lass who just wanted a ring on her finger - Ashley just wanted a finger on his ring.
Rocking and a-kneelin’ Barber Stan
Giant Anteater Devours Small Man
It takes me a long while to reach the stage where I feel comfortable enough with a partner to move things on to a physical level. When the time does finally arrive, I’m often so overcome with emotion that I’ll gently shed a few tears. Although this may just be a reaction to the mace.
Giant Anteater Devours Small Man
I’m a Berby Girl…Ouch
One United player who does deserve criticism is Ronaldo. The Portuguese ladyboy earned another contentious penalty last week after collapsing like Judy Finnegan’s breasts.
Hel Bent For Leather
I definitely wouldn’t have been so obsessed with the dilapidated presenter if the wife had dished out a little more pie. In her defence, she has picked up a nasty rash in an area that makes such behaviour problematic – it’s the most irritating twat since Michel Platini.
Ade and a Bet
A number of years ago, Paul McCartney and I swapped partners for a programme that would revolutionise TV. The format was still in its infancy then, so the pilot of ‘Wife-Beater Swap’ was never aired.